Engineer B-7214

Granted – You wish for nothing and get nothing.

I wish for my Rangers to be able to accurately fire accurately across the entire screen with any firearm.

Granted – You play in Stalingrad, as either the Germans or the Soviets. On the German side, you must keep rapidly clicking for the entire match to avoid giving into starvation, accompanied by the dying noises of your fellow troops. On the Soviet side, you will be tasked with driving trucks full of ammo across completely empty wastelands so that…[Read more]

Granted – A star of extreme density starts forming, resisting Earth’s gravitational pull despite being right in its atmosphere thanks to its hugh mungous inertia. Sadly, a star of such ridiculous mass comes with a fairly strong pull of its own, soon stripping Earth of its atmosphere and everything on its surface. Eventually, the Earth itself is…[Read more]

Granted – In a month from now, you’ll set your PC’s clock to the 25th of December and succesfully gib Santa. Satisfied, you’ll log off and come back a week later to see your profile Brandenburged.

I wish for a WWII MnB game with Recon-like mechanics to be publicly released in a playable version within the next year.

Granted.

I wish for Keymaster Bersimon to explode immediately, with little residual effects and explosive power limited enough to not harm me in any way. [NO HATE INTENDED, JUST FOLLOWING THE THREAD]

… Sir? If I may ask, what are you clapping at? Admittedly, I did have quite the fun session, with the first leg being something to behold, but the AAR isn’t really much to look at. Hecc, I even managed to screw up while putting in the images.

It isn’t known how exactly the book’s writer obtained such detailed information. What is known is that they’re very eager to deliver it, beginning to talk about this section’s harrowing mission in the Devil’s Garden right from the first page.
Six men. Six hapless teens, all on their personal quest. But nobody cared about why they were in France,…[Read more]