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- Tue, Feb 28th '17 at 14h 56m 03s #1409
Lance
ModeratorFor those of you that have been with us over the years you all should know this character.
He was first introduced into Mud and Blood2 as a unique figure to baby sit green officers, unpin low life soldiers in a rude way and speak soothing words to heighten morale.
Over the years we had a lot of fun with this character in game and forum alike.
He once had his own popular thread in the old place (how tough is Sarge) and recent front page tough talk of a certain Sarge in a certain movie gave to me the idea to resurrect him again for our entertainment.I will continue from the talk about the Full Metal Jacked Movie.
“How tall are you private? “sir five foot nine sir”. “Really?”” I didn’t know they stacked shit that high.”This is but an example. You may post anything Sarge = Site related. Just make sure it is not to vulgar or offensive.
Tue, Feb 28th '17 at 15h 46m 49s #1410Anomie
ParticipantSarge believes in maintaining excellent oral hygiene, especially on the field.
He brushes his teeth with napalm and flosses with concertina wire. He rinses with the blood of his enemies.
That’s how tough Sarge is.
Tue, Feb 28th '17 at 18h 21m 29s #1411Lance
ModeratorWhat Sarge uses to clean his rear end with. http://www.funnfun.in/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/funny-toilet-paper.jpg
Wed, Mar 1st '17 at 23h 14m 27s #1426Lt.Dan
ParticipantFun Fact: In the book that Full Metal Jacket was based on, Sarge says “I’m proud of you” to Private Pyle right before he dies, for Pyle has finally become a killer.
Thu, Mar 2nd '17 at 0h 05m 51s #1428Jack
Participantedited cause my browser clowned me
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Thu, Mar 2nd '17 at 0h 07m 07s #1429Jack
Participantthank you for this, im glad this topic is back.
Thu, Mar 2nd '17 at 0h 30m 30s #1431Mexican Batman
ParticipantWhen your signaler calls in for Anti – infantry support , they send Sarge on a paper plane
Thu, Mar 2nd '17 at 1h 15m 52s #1432nexwiz
ParticipantSarge wants to see your warface
Thu, Mar 2nd '17 at 3h 50m 18s #1433Rooster
Participant@nexwiz, I want to know what kind of mind-melting shit you just got done smoking, but whatever the hell it is, I’m not getting near that demon envisioning shit sandwich.
Thu, Mar 2nd '17 at 11h 51m 14s #1435Nicholas Andersen
ParticipantRescued from the old old old forum:
sarge can destroy a nokia. (Got chosen as quote of the month?)
Thu, Mar 2nd '17 at 21h 41m 46s #1440Lt.Dan
ParticipantFunniest thing I’ve seen in some time.
Fri, Mar 3rd '17 at 0h 19m 22s #1443Rooster
ParticipantSarge is so tough, that when he gambles, he’s the one pulling the Wookie’s arm out of his sockets.
Sat, Apr 21st '18 at 3h 17m 28s #7605Red Leader
ParticipantSarge is so tough, he’s the reason why Chuck Norris is 146264786873-1.
Sat, Apr 21st '18 at 14h 44m 28s #7610Lance
Moderatoraaaawwwww OooKKKkk I guess. *shrugs shoulders
Sarge is so tough that when he is doing a paradrop (without a shoot of course) on enemy ground the chief of staff makes sure that there are no friendlies within a mile radius of the impact zone.Tue, May 8th '18 at 21h 21m 45s #7698Comrade Doge
ParticipantSarge is so tough he plays Russian Roulette with a fully loaded weapon.
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