- Tue, Feb 28th '17 at 14h 56m 03s #1409
For those of you that have been with us over the years you all should know this character.
He was first introduced into Mud and Blood2 as a unique figure to baby sit green officers, unpin low life soldiers in a rude way and speak soothing words to heighten morale.
Over the years we had a lot of fun with this character in game and forum alike.
He once had his own popular thread in the old place (how tough is Sarge) and recent front page tough talk of a certain Sarge in a certain movie gave to me the idea to resurrect him again for our entertainment.
I will continue from the talk about the Full Metal Jacked Movie.
“How tall are you private? “sir five foot nine sir”. “Really?”” I didn’t know they stacked shit that high.”
This is but an example. You may post anything Sarge = Site related. Just make sure it is not to vulgar or offensive.Tue, Feb 28th '17 at 15h 46m 49s #1410AnomieParticipant
Sarge believes in maintaining excellent oral hygiene, especially on the field.
He brushes his teeth with napalm and flosses with concertina wire. He rinses with the blood of his enemies.
That’s how tough Sarge is.Tue, Feb 28th '17 at 18h 21m 29s #1411
What Sarge uses to clean his rear end with. http://www.funnfun.in/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/funny-toilet-paper.jpgWed, Mar 1st '17 at 23h 14m 27s #1426Lt.DanParticipant
Fun Fact: In the book that Full Metal Jacket was based on, Sarge says “I’m proud of you” to Private Pyle right before he dies, for Pyle has finally become a killer.Thu, Mar 2nd '17 at 0h 05m 51s #1428JackParticipant
edited cause my browser clowned me
Thu, Mar 2nd '17 at 0h 07m 07s #1429JackParticipant
- This reply was modified 3 years, 4 months ago by Jack.
thank you for this, im glad this topic is back.Thu, Mar 2nd '17 at 0h 30m 30s #1431Mexican BatmanParticipant
When your signaler calls in for Anti – infantry support , they send Sarge on a paper planeThu, Mar 2nd '17 at 1h 15m 52s #1432nexwizParticipant
Sarge wants to see your warfaceThu, Mar 2nd '17 at 3h 50m 18s #1433RoosterParticipant
@nexwiz, I want to know what kind of mind-melting shit you just got done smoking, but whatever the hell it is, I’m not getting near that demon envisioning shit sandwich.Thu, Mar 2nd '17 at 11h 51m 14s #1435Nicholas AndersenParticipant
Rescued from the old old old forum:
sarge can destroy a nokia. (Got chosen as quote of the month?)Thu, Mar 2nd '17 at 21h 41m 46s #1440Lt.DanParticipant
Funniest thing I’ve seen in some time.Fri, Mar 3rd '17 at 0h 19m 22s #1443RoosterParticipant
Sarge is so tough, that when he gambles, he’s the one pulling the Wookie’s arm out of his sockets.Sat, Apr 21st '18 at 3h 17m 28s #7605Red LeaderParticipant
Sarge is so tough, he’s the reason why Chuck Norris is 146264786873-1.Sat, Apr 21st '18 at 14h 44m 28s #7610
aaaawwwww OooKKKkk I guess. *shrugs shoulders
Sarge is so tough that when he is doing a paradrop (without a shoot of course) on enemy ground the chief of staff makes sure that there are no friendlies within a mile radius of the impact zone.Tue, May 8th '18 at 21h 21m 45s #7698Comrade DogeParticipant
Sarge is so tough he plays Russian Roulette with a fully loaded weapon.
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