How to corrupt a wish

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  • #8747

    Nicholas Andersen
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    Granted, but it’s made by EA and bullets cost 0.99 GBP each.

    I wish for some free steam games.

    #8749

    Bersimon
    Keymaster

    Granted, head for the thread and thanks for reminding me that I have these games lying around:

    SOMA is on giveaway on GoG right now, though it is not for Steam:
    https://www.gog.com/

    There’s some free stuff to be had on the Discord shop as well.

    The corruption for your wish? You miss the new year food and festivities because you’re playing just one more game.

    I wish upeon a star to wake where the clouds are.

    #8751

    Engineer B-7214
    Participant

    Granted – A star of extreme density starts forming, resisting Earth’s gravitational pull despite being right in its atmosphere thanks to its hugh mungous inertia. Sadly, a star of such ridiculous mass comes with a fairly strong pull of its own, soon stripping Earth of its atmosphere and everything on its surface. Eventually, the Earth itself is incorporated into the star, down to its core. On the plus side, the star did begin its life between a couple clouds.

    I wish for destroyed HVTs in Recon to grant Merit.

    #8758

    mihaking45
    Participant

    Granted, destroyed HVTs in Recon now grant -5% Merit each.

    I wish for multiplayer MnB game where you either play together or against each other.

    #8764

    Engineer B-7214
    Participant

    Granted – You play in Stalingrad, as either the Germans or the Soviets. On the German side, you must keep rapidly clicking for the entire match to avoid giving into starvation, accompanied by the dying noises of your fellow troops. On the Soviet side, you will be tasked with driving trucks full of ammo across completely empty wastelands so that your comrades may continue fighting (off-screen, of course).

    I wish for counter LRRP units to not be grenade-resistant.

    #8769

    Traycade
    Participant

    Granted but the counter LRRP steal all of you grenades for their own personal use.

    I wish that I could think of a more interesting wish.

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    #8771

    cooper helash
    Participant

    you thing of the best wish but you cannot talk for the rest of your life

    i wish that no one corrupts my wish

    #8777

    Engineer B-7214
    Participant

    Granted – You wish for nothing and get nothing.

    I wish for my Rangers to be able to accurately fire accurately across the entire screen with any firearm.

    #8789

    Traycade
    Participant

    Oh come on I wished for that earlier

    #8790

    Traycade
    Participant

    talking to Cooper

    #8791

    Traycade
    Participant

    But fine on with it
    your rangers can fire any weapons accurately across the entire screen
    But they all become pacifists

    #8792

    Traycade
    Participant

    But fine on with it
    your rangers can fire any weapons accurately across the entire screen
    But they all become pacifists

    And I wish that I could drive a panzer just once and not die or be stuck in the wrong time era
    Ha try corrupting that

    #8801

    Bortonator
    Participant

    Granted.
    However, The Panzer you have requested is in complete disrepair, ran out of fuel, the gun mechanism doesn’t work, both tracks destroyed, and has previously been hit by a devastating artillery strike. Repairing such a thing in modern times would require long arduous years, and an awful lot of money. Have fun with that.

    I wish that RNG can be on my side for just ten seconds.

    #8803

    cooper helash
    Participant

    you get a perfect 10 sec of RNG then all your guys die in the first second off every game you start

    i wish that i had money to buys the Devs a coffee

    #8807

    Polarfuchs
    Participant

    granted, you have the correct number of currency to buy the devs a coffee, but you had yen instead of dollars

    I wish that friendly AIs in recon would actually follow my rangers

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