How to corrupt a wish

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This topic contains 85 replies, has 29 voices, and was last updated by  Nicholas Andersen 8 months, 1 week ago.

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  • #8401

    Commander Deltor
    Participant

    Granted but since he has all the free time in the world, you have none and you can’t play URB games anymore.

    I wish that there was an MnB game where you were a tank commander with a squad of tanks

    #8424

    Bersimon
    Keymaster

    Granted, but it’s a squad of dummy tanks and you must play the game avoiding all confrontation and making mock maneuvers.

    I wish for three more wishes.

    #8435

    Traycade
    Participant

    Granted but Someone will corrupt all 3 wishes

    I wish that no one will corrupt my wish

    • This reply was modified 1 year ago by  Traycade.
    #8437

    Traycade
    Participant

    Granted but some one will court all 3 wishes and any extra wishes granted by those wish and so forth

    I wish that no one will corrupt my wish

    #8449

    Bersimon
    Keymaster

    Granted, but that satisfies you and you never wish anything ever again.

    I wish for Pluto and Charon to become satellites to our planet.

    #8459

    Lance
    Moderator

    Granted but their orbit is so low that the atmosphere gets sucked into space, the oceans roll over all land masses and seismic activity across the planet goes way of the scales.

    Then again it wold be real cool if those 2 planetoids be near by as long as it be beneficial to us all.
    Here a fun fact. http://fullyawaremind.com/scientists-conclude-earth-has-two-moons/

    I wish I could fly.

    #8460

    Bersimon
    Keymaster

    How interesting! I didn’t know about this “second moon”.

    I remember a similarly corrupted wish that went “granted, but you always feel too lazy to fly, just as we can run but are too lazy to do it”. However, let me try and be original. 😀

    Granted, your arms become wings; you no longer have hands and must pick and carry everything using your mouth. :’D

    I wish a secret wish.

    #8468

    Traycade
    Participant

    Granted but its so secret even you dont know what it is

    I wish that i would find a way to easily make gold and diamonds so that i could devalue them just to see what it would do to the economy (and to mabye make myself a little bit richer in the process

    #8469

    TANkyMEow
    Participant

    You wanna make a lot of gold?…make a supernova. KABOOM!!! Oh shiet, we’re all dead now…at least it was fun while it lasted XD

    • This reply was modified 1 year ago by  TANkyMEow.
    #8668

    Tyrud
    Moderator

    After much exploration, you find exactly what you are looking for! A planet with rivers of gold and diamond monsoons (ouch). But alas, this planet is a little short of quarter million light years away. You can derive comfort in the fact that we’ll get there. Well, some day anyway.

    I wish my car didn’t blow through so much gas in a week. It’s really hurting my wallet and the environment…

    #8712

    Nicholas Andersen
    Participant

    Granted. You now have a Tesla electric car, but it’s orbiting the sun somewhere between Earth and Mars.

    I wish for a google docs that doesn’t lag on files longer than 175 pages.

    #8735

    Bersimon
    Keymaster

    Granted – you are reverted to the older, more reliable Google Docs where you must request a printed copy be sent to you by mail, and must send your new and altered documents for storage also by mail.

    I wish for someone else to make a wish in my stead.

    #8743

    Engineer B-7214
    Participant

    Granted.

    I wish for Keymaster Bersimon to explode immediately, with little residual effects and explosive power limited enough to not harm me in any way. [NO HATE INTENDED, JUST FOLLOWING THE THREAD]

    #8744

    Alex
    Participant

    Granted but with out Bersimon the forums go to shit and dont have a place to post awesome MnB content.

    I wish I could Gib the jolly old bastard.

    #8745

    Engineer B-7214
    Participant

    Granted – In a month from now, you’ll set your PC’s clock to the 25th of December and succesfully gib Santa. Satisfied, you’ll log off and come back a week later to see your profile Brandenburged.

    I wish for a WWII MnB game with Recon-like mechanics to be publicly released in a playable version within the next year.

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