Sun, Oct 28th '18 at 20h 19m 39s #8401
Granted but since he has all the free time in the world, you have none and you can’t play URB games anymore.
I wish that there was an MnB game where you were a tank commander with a squad of tanksSat, Nov 10th '18 at 14h 52m 01s #8424
Granted, but it’s a squad of dummy tanks and you must play the game avoiding all confrontation and making mock maneuvers.
I wish for three more wishes.Sat, Nov 17th '18 at 3h 21m 02s #8435
Granted but Someone will corrupt all 3 wishes
I wish that no one will corrupt my wish
Sat, Nov 17th '18 at 3h 28m 18s #8437
- This reply was modified 5 months ago by Traycade.
Granted but some one will court all 3 wishes and any extra wishes granted by those wish and so forth
I wish that no one will corrupt my wishMon, Nov 19th '18 at 22h 35m 38s #8449
Granted, but that satisfies you and you never wish anything ever again.
I wish for Pluto and Charon to become satellites to our planet.Tue, Nov 20th '18 at 19h 10m 40s #8459
Granted but their orbit is so low that the atmosphere gets sucked into space, the oceans roll over all land masses and seismic activity across the planet goes way of the scales.
Then again it wold be real cool if those 2 planetoids be near by as long as it be beneficial to us all.
Here a fun fact. http://fullyawaremind.com/scientists-conclude-earth-has-two-moons/
I wish I could fly.Tue, Nov 20th '18 at 23h 39m 35s #8460
How interesting! I didn’t know about this “second moon”.
I remember a similarly corrupted wish that went “granted, but you always feel too lazy to fly, just as we can run but are too lazy to do it”. However, let me try and be original. 😀
Granted, your arms become wings; you no longer have hands and must pick and carry everything using your mouth. :’D
I wish a secret wish.Wed, Nov 21st '18 at 16h 24m 01s #8468
Granted but its so secret even you dont know what it is
I wish that i would find a way to easily make gold and diamonds so that i could devalue them just to see what it would do to the economy (and to mabye make myself a little bit richer in the processWed, Nov 21st '18 at 19h 43m 22s #8469
You wanna make a lot of gold?…make a supernova. KABOOM!!! Oh shiet, we’re all dead now…at least it was fun while it lasted XD
Mon, Dec 10th '18 at 19h 29m 18s #8668
- This reply was modified 4 months, 4 weeks ago by TANkyMEow.
After much exploration, you find exactly what you are looking for! A planet with rivers of gold and diamond monsoons (ouch). But alas, this planet is a little short of quarter million light years away. You can derive comfort in the fact that we’ll get there. Well, some day anyway.
I wish my car didn’t blow through so much gas in a week. It’s really hurting my wallet and the environment…Mon, Dec 24th '18 at 14h 21m 17s #8712
Granted. You now have a Tesla electric car, but it’s orbiting the sun somewhere between Earth and Mars.
I wish for a google docs that doesn’t lag on files longer than 175 pages.Wed, Dec 26th '18 at 21h 31m 24s #8735
Granted – you are reverted to the older, more reliable Google Docs where you must request a printed copy be sent to you by mail, and must send your new and altered documents for storage also by mail.
I wish for someone else to make a wish in my stead.Thu, Dec 27th '18 at 11h 08m 31s #8743
I wish for Keymaster Bersimon to explode immediately, with little residual effects and explosive power limited enough to not harm me in any way. [NO HATE INTENDED, JUST FOLLOWING THE THREAD]Thu, Dec 27th '18 at 17h 47m 12s #8744
Granted but with out Bersimon the forums go to shit and dont have a place to post awesome MnB content.
I wish I could Gib the jolly old bastard.Thu, Dec 27th '18 at 19h 27m 35s #8745
Granted – In a month from now, you’ll set your PC’s clock to the 25th of December and succesfully gib Santa. Satisfied, you’ll log off and come back a week later to see your profile Brandenburged.
I wish for a WWII MnB game with Recon-like mechanics to be publicly released in a playable version within the next year.
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