How to corrupt a wish

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  • #4166

    The Lone Ranger
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    Granted! But now that they are gone moderately smart people are dumb compared to smart people so only the very smartest person is left. I wish the almighty lord and Savior Urb responded to my post…

    #4169

    Alex
    Participant

    Granted, but he says that you’re a disgrace to every person with a map and compass.
    I wish i time traveled into the future , after my finals while having 0 failed exams.

    #4170

    Kacpo
    Participant

    Granted. However, because you’ve traveled to the future, you skipped all your exams. They’re not failed. Theyt’re unattended. That’s a difference :p

    I wish for people to stop annoyingly running after me asking how to do a map excersise, which out of 40 people in my group, only I passed.

    Oh, by the way, @a2ndlieutenantwithamapandcompass. One time I’ve wished for URB to anwser in this thread.
    Good news: He did.
    Bad news: His corruption was that it’s the last time he does so.

    #4173

    The Lone Ranger
    Participant

    Granted! But everybody starts to ignore you “1984” style I wish that Poland CAN into space… If you ever have seen polandball you`ll get this. Also NNOOOO! to what Kacpo said.

    #4174

    Nicholas Andersen
    Participant

    Granted, but they accidentally crash into a satellite. Say goodbye to your internet/cable tv!
    I wish I could steal the crown jewels of Scotland, because England is overdone.

    #4221

    The Lone Ranger
    Participant

    Granted!…But now you have people in man skirts with bagpipes chasing you. I wish Sarge from MNB2 was able to be put into MNB3 on our side…

    #4235

    Muffin
    Participant

    Granted, but he immediately dies from the MG42.

    I wish I had a pet rock.

    #4241

    Polarfuchs
    Participant

    granted it’s made of californium and you die of radiation poisoning.

    I wish medics were faster like in the old days

    #4244

    Nicholas Andersen
    Participant

    Granted, but Sdkfz 222 are included in the game too, and they are deadlier than ever!

    I wish urb nerfed the Sdkfz 222

    #4543

    The Lone Ranger
    Participant

    Granted! But then more of them appear to compensate. I wish there was more weather variety in MNB3…

    #5389

    Kacpo
    Participant

    Granted, but it has only negative consequences for your squad.
    I wish for M24 Pershing armored support for our squad in MnB3.

    #8381

    Alex
    Participant

    Time to bring this back

    Granted it gets stuck in the muds of ‘Nam

    I Wish for the next chapter of Kacpo’s story

    #8393

    Tyrud
    Moderator

    Granted, but he decides to write it in a language you can’t speak or read. You can attempt to translate it all you want, but it won’t be the same.

    I wish I knew everything there was to know about the MnB series, so that when people ask questions I could always tell them the right answer.

    #8395

    Kacpo
    Participant

    1st of all: HOLY SHIT, IT’S ACTUALLY BACK!
    2nd: funny how you mention that, because I actually had another one written down (mostly) but it’s in polish and I was just thinking about translating it.

    As for the wish:
    Granted, you know everything there is to know about URB games. But it includes all the future games which ruins the anticipation and surprise of new games coming out.

    I wish for for video game critics in the future to appreciate URB games.

    #8400

    Alex
    Participant

    Granted they but now URB games are critically acclaimed and cost $80 to play them

    I wish urb made enough in donations and Kong ad revenue he could have all the free time in the world

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