How to corrupt a wish

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This topic contains 40 replies, has 19 voices, and was last updated by  Kacpo 3 months, 2 weeks ago.

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  • #2608

    Anomie
    Participant

    Granted, but now Urb nerfs all soldier classes to hell and back!

    I wish for peace in the Middle East.

    #2611

    Mernferd
    Participant

    Granted. There is peace in the Middle East; but everybody else is in nuclear war.

    I wish MnB2 would get updated.

    #2612

    Alex
    Participant

    Granted (cheats detected banning ip address) but now you are no longer allowed to access anything mud and blood. Or… the Germans now gain exp faster making them impossible to defeat.

    I wish i could play mnb3 with the cool kids

    #3092

    Kacpo
    Participant

    Granted, but you have to wait till it’s released.

    I wish for the weather over here to finally make up it’s mind.
    It’s been snowing last week, and now it’s boiling hot over here!
    It’s just like someone said: “Hey, May, you can’t fit all seasons in one week.” and May was like “Hold my beer.”

    #3178

    Alex
    Participant

    Granted it chose rain. Hope you got an ark ;).

    I wish this thread was more active.

    #3179

    feb
    Participant

    Granted, but the thread is raided and most members killed because of rumoured communist spies.

    I wish I could get an A in Portuguese.

    #3183

    xdarkcodex
    Participant

    Granted, but you’ve forgotten all the other letters in the Portuguese alphabet.

    I wish could tie my shoe with one hand.

    #3201

    Tyrud
    Moderator

    Granted. You tie your hand to your shoe in the process. Every time.

    I wish I knew what I was going to do after college…

    #3235

    xdarkcodex
    Participant

    Granted, you finally made up your mind and decided on your career and life goals after college but no one is looking to hire for your desired job position.

    I wish magic physics-y astronomy stuff would happen so our days are now 25 hours long so everyone gets an extra hour every day.

    #4147

    Kacpo
    Participant

    Granted. But that does not mean one extra hour of sleep, but one extra hour of work a day.

    I wish I could understand integrals in mathematics.

    #4152

    Tyrud
    Moderator

    Granted, but you’ve forgotten how to do addition in the process.

    I wish my mouse would stop being so sensitive…

    #4158

    The Lone Ranger
    Participant

    Granted, but you`re mouse stops moving all together. I wish the U.S annexed Canada…

    #4159

    Nicholas Andersen
    Participant

    Granted, but then the US is invaded by Mexico and loses all territory below the border old border with Canada. Enjoy your polar life.

    I wish I hadn´t missed last Wednesday´s rocket launch.

    #4161

    The Lone Ranger
    Participant

    Granted but you get the worst view of it I wish Greenland would connect to North America…

    #4165

    Mo-Tah
    Participant

    Granted! ..but we have to wait thousands of years for it to happen.

    I wish all the idiots of the world were transported into a volcano.

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