How to corrupt a wish

[AlexParticipant]

(moving due to putting in wrong forum)

Whelp since the last forums were nuked lets start over.(ps i dont know where to put this topic soo i decided here let me know if i need to move it)

Step one corrupt previous wish.
Step two create own wish.
Example

Alexalas: I wish the site didn’t have to be nuked
Next Person: Granted but you are permanently banned from the site
so on and so forth

I wish for a better laptop.

From Ried

Granted but your new beefy laptop is so heavy it crushes your pelvis.

I wish for one drop of rain to be added to the ocean.

Btw, this actually belongs in the General Forum. You can also find it by hitting the ‘Forums’ link without using the dropdown list.

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[Baylor CollinsParticipant]

Granted but the massive raindrop causes a flash flood, destroying your property.

I wish for a butter-like substance that convinces everybody that it is actually butter.

[KacpoParticipant]

Granted, but unfortuanetley (or maybe fortunately?) it get’s secured by some organisation which contains and protects such things.

I wish for more motivation to do things I’m supposed to be doing now, instead of sitting here with you, guys.

[Baylor CollinsParticipant]

I just want to add that this is the last place I’d ever imagine hearing a reference to joke SCP’s. This is brilliant.

[TyrudModerator]

You’d be surprised. There’s a few folks here who are fans of that lore/following

Granted. You are very motivated to do the things you are supposed to be doing for all of about 10 seconds. I guess it’s back to hanging out with us again.

I wish my phone always had reception everywhere I went.

[ReidModerator]

Granted. The extra signal strength required always drains your battery.

I wish for a few ketchup packets.

[KacpoParticipant]

“charges pads”
CLEAR!
“ZAP!”
C’mon, don’t you die on me!
“Checks pulse”
You’re one of the more entertaining threads here!
“charges pads”
CLEAR!
“ZAP!”

Wish for ketchup packets granted. However they are filled with mayonese, for unknown reasons.

What I wish for is that battery in my phone would last more than two days.

[Lt.DanParticipant]

Unfortunately these are days on Jupiter which are way shorter than the ones on earth.

I wish for MnB3 to be incredibly awesome. Go on. Corrupt it. I dare ya.

[TyrudModerator]

Oh don’t worry, it’s going to be epic!

Too bad you won’t be able to play it. Everyone else can, but you won’t for… reasons XP

I wish those pictures of a space blackhole would come out sooner!

[SkiphawkParticipant]

They come out, but the black hole sees us taking pictures and comes over to say hello.

I wish Recon could get some updates 😀

[AlexParticipant]

Granted the new update cause to much lag on your computer(s) and crashes them.

I wish i could kill withers more reliably and get off the thin ice list.

[TheLoneWolfParticipant]

Granted, they now drop one block of dirt and you are off the thin ice list….on to the no ice list!

I wish my Recon teams wouldn’t die every 2 missions.

[AlexParticipant]

granted they die every mission.

I wish i could pass without studying

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[Stryder LightParticipant]

Granted, you pass out every time you don’t study

I wish that MNB was easier

[KacpoParticipant]

Granted. The original MNB, the WW1, no longer playable one, has become much easier. Too bad no one can play it now.

I wish for my men in MnB3 to gain EXP faster.

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