How to corrupt a wish

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  • #140

    Alex
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    (moving due to putting in wrong forum)

    Whelp since the last forums were nuked lets start over.(ps i dont know where to put this topic soo i decided here let me know if i need to move it)

    Step one corrupt previous wish.
    Step two create own wish.
    Example

    Alexalas: I wish the site didn’t have to be nuked
    Next Person: Granted but you are permanently banned from the site
    so on and so forth

    I wish for a better laptop.

    From Ried

    Granted but your new beefy laptop is so heavy it crushes your pelvis.

    I wish for one drop of rain to be added to the ocean.

    Btw, this actually belongs in the General Forum. You can also find it by hitting the ‘Forums’ link without using the dropdown list.

    • This topic was modified 8 months, 1 week ago by  Alex.
    #194

    Baylor Collins
    Participant

    Granted but the massive raindrop causes a flash flood, destroying your property.

    I wish for a butter-like substance that convinces everybody that it is actually butter.

    #197

    Kacpo
    Participant

    Granted, but unfortuanetley (or maybe fortunately?) it get’s secured by some organisation which contains and protects such things.

    I wish for more motivation to do things I’m supposed to be doing now, instead of sitting here with you, guys.

    #200

    Baylor Collins
    Participant

    I just want to add that this is the last place I’d ever imagine hearing a reference to joke SCP’s. This is brilliant.

    #219

    Tyrud
    Moderator

    You’d be surprised. There’s a few folks here who are fans of that lore/following

    Granted. You are very motivated to do the things you are supposed to be doing for all of about 10 seconds. I guess it’s back to hanging out with us again.

    I wish my phone always had reception everywhere I went.

    #220

    Reid
    Moderator

    Granted. The extra signal strength required always drains your battery.

    I wish for a few ketchup packets.

    #2519

    Kacpo
    Participant

    “charges pads”
    CLEAR!
    “ZAP!”
    C’mon, don’t you die on me!
    “Checks pulse”
    You’re one of the more entertaining threads here!
    “charges pads”
    CLEAR!
    “ZAP!”

    Wish for ketchup packets granted. However they are filled with mayonese, for unknown reasons.

    What I wish for is that battery in my phone would last more than two days.

    #2520

    Lt.Dan
    Participant

    Unfortunately these are days on Jupiter which are way shorter than the ones on earth.

    I wish for MnB3 to be incredibly awesome. Go on. Corrupt it. I dare ya.

    #2521

    Tyrud
    Moderator

    Oh don’t worry, it’s going to be epic!

    Too bad you won’t be able to play it. Everyone else can, but you won’t for… reasons XP

    I wish those pictures of a space blackhole would come out sooner!

    #2522

    iotico
    Participant

    They come out, but the black hole sees us taking pictures and comes over to say hello.

    I wish Recon could get some updates 😀

    #2523

    Alex
    Participant

    Granted the new update cause to much lag on your computer(s) and crashes them.

    I wish i could kill withers more reliably and get off the thin ice list.

    #2525

    TheLoneWolf
    Participant

    Granted, they now drop one block of dirt and you are off the thin ice list….on to the no ice list!

    I wish my Recon teams wouldn’t die every 2 missions.

    #2536

    Alex
    Participant

    granted they die every mission.

    I wish i could pass without studying

    • This reply was modified 5 months ago by  Alex.
    #2543

    Stryder Light
    Participant

    Granted, you pass out every time you don’t study

    I wish that MNB was easier

    #2606

    Kacpo
    Participant

    Granted. The original MNB, the WW1, no longer playable one, has become much easier. Too bad no one can play it now.

    I wish for my men in MnB3 to gain EXP faster.

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